Monday, June 11, 2007

SLAP!

The human hand has at least 27 bones, and I managed to fracture seventeen of them during only my first drunken handslapping contest. I am so disappointed.

posted by tim @ 6/11/2007 07:35:00 AM   8 comments  

8 Comments:

At Mon Jun 11, 05:00:00 PM EDT, Jennifer said...

Are you serious? If you are, then I feel like a terribly, terribly, horribly, bad person. Although one with a mighty slapping power.

 
At Mon Jun 11, 06:16:00 PM EDT, tim said...

If I say that I am serious, and you continue to feel terribly bad forever, then does that mean that I win?

 
At Mon Jun 11, 07:02:00 PM EDT, Jennifer said...

Yes, I will feel terribly bad forever and then of course you deserve to win. At least I have your address now so I can try to assuage some of my all-consuming guilt. So that means you are serious?

 
At Mon Jun 11, 07:11:00 PM EDT, tim said...

No, it means that liars and exaggerators WIN!

 
At Mon Jun 11, 07:19:00 PM EDT, Jennifer said...

Oh thank heavens, you had me very stressed out for the last few hours. And that means I still win, because your hand hurt more the next day. I can't believe how mean you are! I even called Heather!

 
At Mon Jun 11, 10:53:00 PM EDT, heather said...

You did? I think my phone battery is dead. I have a picture of the disgusting bruise on Tim's hand though! I will put it on flickr!

 
At Mon Jun 11, 10:58:00 PM EDT, heather said...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1098/541706068_cbc4edcea3.jpg

Look, can you see that? Gross!

 
At Fri Jun 15, 10:37:00 AM EDT, Adam said...

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

 

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