Neverending goddamn winter

TODAY, THERE IS A FRESH LAYER OF SNOW ON THE GROUND. SOME OF THIS GROUND, I WILL BE NEEDING TO USE IN ORDER TO TRANSPORT MYSELF TO MY EMPLOYER'S LOCATION. ALSO, RIGHT NOW IT IS SNOWING AT A MANIC PACE, AND THE POTENTIAL FOR BEING PUMMELED BY SNOWFLAKES DURING WHATEVER TIME I SPEND OUT OF DOORS IS VERY ASTRONOMICAL.

I AM NOT IMPRESSED BY ANY OF THIS. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT WINTER WAS OVER TWO WEEKS AGO. WINTER STARTED IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE TWO WEEKS AGO, BUT WE DON'T FUCKING LIVE THERE, AND NEITHER DOES ANYBODY ELSE.

IT IS APRIL.

THIS IS A FUCKING ATROCITY.

THERE IS ONE MAN WHO COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING, BUT INSTEAD, SAT BY IDLY.

IT IS THIS MAN:



HE PROBABLY FIGURES THAT HE IS IMMUNE TO WEATHER RESPONSIBILITIES, SINCE HE IS RETIRED. BUT BEING BORNE OF SUPERHUMAN POWERS MEANS NEVER RETIRING FROM ONE'S RESPONSIBILITIES, YOU FUCKING JERK.

AS OF TODAY, I AM NO LONGER IN COMMANDER TOM'S CADET TROUPE. I AM TEARING UP MY MEMBERSHIP CARD.