Wrath of Gawd

This morning at 6:25Am, instead of hearing Y108 click onto my alarm clock, which is more and more completely lame all of the time, because it is always playing "Love In An Elevator" by Aerosmith at 6:25Am for some reason, but anyway, instead i was awokened by the WRATH OF GOD, which was incidentally much more effective in shooing the drowsiness than Y108 ever has been.

It was maybe the most impressive Wrath of God performance that i have ever seen.



Thunders were having a frequency of every few seconds and they were EAR-SPLITTING. They seemed to say "RAWR! I AM ANGRY! I AM ANGRY AT THE WORLD BENEATH ME! I AM THE SKY! I AM THE SKY AND I AM MAKING NOISE! BAM!" and so on.

The lightning was like a clash between Greek and Roman gods and goddesses, or perhaps, because of its energy and vigor and choler, it was more like a mythical sky clash between Team Tagi and Team Pagong from the very first Survivor. Yes! It WAS that frenetic!

Most lightnings were one-third of the sky ... IN GIRTH!

If my exaggeration is not too exuberant and if my lack of calculations are not completely off, then that means that the lightning bolts were, on average, forty miles in diametric cross-section - the thickest lightnings that have ever been wrought by the heavens. If one of those were to have made contact with the ground, entire cities and suburbs and all of their things that they owned would be vapourized in a split-second of 50-billion mega-amperes of electrical current. Holy shit!

At that point, electric bolts would no longer be satisfied with just touching the ground to bring equilibrium to the difference in electrical potential - oh No! These electric bolts would would want to pierce the ground and dig and touch the ground on The Other Side Of The World..(!).. Dramatic.

If you are walking in Asia - that is just one more thing for your feet to worry about... Forty-mile-thick lightnings that are ten thousand miles long and coming up out of the ground at unawares. You'd better wear something more substantial than those flip-flops. I would suggest moon boots.