Saab Rays

Saab Rays is how you pronounce the Buffalo hockey team in espanol, which is a language discovered by the people of Spain, which is a country that was discovered by Romans, who were a people that were discovered by Jesus, who was a white guy that spoke the King's english.

Anyways. That was a hell of a tangent.

Greg allowed me to use one of his season tickets last night when the Sabres played the Flyers. It was my first time in tha HiSBiC since maybe a Sabres-Flyers game a few years ago, or maybe even since Trent Reznor used the place to perform his hits. Which was a long long time ago. In any case, i did not remember where the bathrooms were located, but i managed to find some.

The Sabres and Flyers were tied 0-0 after the first period. The Sabres scored six goals in the second period.

What was that again?

Six goals in one period. That never happens.

The final score was 9-1. It was like a touchdown with a missed PAT and then a field goal, versus a half of a safety. It was just like that, except it was more of a complete and total dominance by one team over another in every possible facet of playing a sport, such as hockey, which is rare for scoring 9 goals.

Anyway, even though the game did not have any pensivity, it was still a lot of fun, and i remembered that i enjoy hockey in person even more than on television. My favourite moment was when the russian guy, who is named Afinogenov, took the puck and made "hmmm hmmmmh hm hmmm" soft working hum sounds, like a person who is pruning shrubs in their front yard, and skated the puck into the zone, hhmmm hm hmmmh hmmm, noticed two defenders between himself and the net, hmmm hmm hm hmmmmm, decided to take a long-cut around the outside of the defender to his right, hmmm hm hmmm hmmm hum, went around the defender's back and curled back to the middle towards the net, hmmm hmm hmmmm hum hum, moved the puck around a little with his stick until the goalie flopped, hmmm hmmm hum hmm, and cascaded the puck into the net, like it was the easiest thing that had ever had to be done-diddly-did.

Anyways. The good news is that Philadelphia has an overqualified curling team on their hands, now.

That was a cut-down.

I have to go.