crackers & cheese: it's what's for dinner, if you're a lazy fucker!

i have re-discovered an old passion for processed cheesefood, sharp cheddar flovoured, with buttery and salty ritz crackers.

i will have acne well into my seventies.

which is just fine, because somedays, popping a zit gives me my only sense of accomplishment.

although the sheer volume of sodium involved can and will erode the mouth tissues.

which sort of sucks.