bitching christians

this will seem either wrong or right, being within the confines of christmastime and all that, but i have to say that i am sick of christians.

so sick of christians.

it has taken awhile. i was so tolerant for so long. i really do have near-infinite patience.

but now i am outwardly sick and tired of christians, and i will call on my god, Agnost, to rend christianity asunder. as asunder as paganism, yo.

christians are so whiny and terrible these days. christians are always complaining that they are being oppressed. or something. christians have such victim complexes. christians are so effort-intensive to get along with anymore. it's ridiculous. it really is.

lately, christians are victims of signs. signs at shopping stores, like wal-mart, or l.l. bean, maybe. the signs hang menacingly from the rafters of the stores, and push their will onto christians as they walk into the store to buy things for their holy-day celibration.

the signs have the gall to say "happy holidays", or something equally satanic.

christians are not putting up with it anymore. christians are fighting back against the signs and their cruel messages.

the christians are revolting. the christians are even revolting against seemingly "politically correct" people, who have dared to vocalize the exact messages which the evil signs have managed to brainwash into the heads of the citizenry. the christians would rather have no tidings, than good tidings which are not nearly specific enough to be of their liking.

i am so sick of christians.

so tired of christians.

hey christians, if you are so hellbent on having signs say "merry christmas", then by all means, buy a fucking wal-mart and go for it.

don't get me wrong. i think jesus was probably aaight. taking the dude as a person, separating him from the whole of the godawful religion he has inadvertently spawned, he was like this wandering hippy who was pretty cool. i think i would have gotten along with jesus. but who can't get along with a lovechild hippy? if you can't get along with a lvoechild hippy, there is something seriously wrong with your attitude.

but as right as jesus might have been, christianity is all wrong. i am so sick of christianity.

i am not sorry about the heathens stealing christmas. christians stole christmas from pagans, so it's already a tainted holiday. why should heathens feel guilty? according to christians, heathens are going to burn in a godless hell, anyways. y'know, fuck it.

then there is evolution, and how christians are under the impression that biology teachers actually give lessons on evolution in high school (they don't!), and how equal time should be given to "intelligent design", because maybe it is God, and not mutations of ever-changing RNA, who is responsible for viruses which obliterate millions of innocents over the course of a century.

how fucking intelligent is THAT design??

and even though the united states of america is not supposed to be recognizing any one religion over the others, laws are being passed to teach christian-backed subjects.

does this mean that we have to consult with islam, hinduism and judaism, and all the rest, and get their suggestions on high school curriculum as well?

that's alright. state-funded public schools can push math and grammar off to the side. the kids weren't really paying much attention, anyway. let's just concentrate on the sciences, as read by our beloved organized religions. brilliant. everyone is fed up with science being correct all of the time, right?

i am so sick of christians.

here is a better idea - a private christian school?

you're welcome.

oh, and pat freaking robertson?

someone should definitely assassinate him.

preferably jesus.

with a rambo knife.

the serrated side.

so sick of pat robertson.

a religion built on humble suffering, and not a one seems to suffer humbly.

even with the mode of trauma being one of their pathetic feelings. you know, rather than a huge somewhat blunt rusty iron spike through your hands and kankles. your big, fat, american kankles.

and forgiveness? that cornerstone of the religion? back in the one and two hundreds?

what happened to that ideal?

was it replaced with that... umm.. eagerness to judge?

so sick of christians.

and fundamentalists! augh! so sick of fundamentalists!

man, i've been waiting so patiently for the sunset of organized religion, giving way to the calm twilight of enlightened culture... i am sick of waiting! i have waited at least ten years!

it is all taking too long!

anyway, so yeah.

i am sick of christians.

excepting the christians i know personally, i guess. i mean, i wouldn't want to piss anyone off, or anything.

now i am going to go and take advantage of your holiday.

seasons greetings!

-tim.