Imerican Adol

Oh! One thing that I did not mention because I forgot, but that I will mention now is that I saw the American Idol show for the first time, on Tuesday or Wednesday or whatever day it was.

It was strangely fascinating, but also sort of disgusting.

Maybe it was fascinatingly disgusting.

All of the people that sing and who are liked for their singing sound like they would not have been out of place in TLC, or definitely would not have rocked the boat if they took Chilli's place.

Not that TLC is bad. TLC is pretty good, maybe. Have you heard that "Waterfalls" song? Don't go chasing them, okay?

Anyway, our airwaves shalt be overwhelmed with eternal TLC-interchangeable singers, if American Idol has their way.

I think it would be interesting if someone walked into American Idol for the audition, and they were quiet and plain, and they would be asked "WHY ARE YOU HERE?" and they would meekly say "Well, I heard that they were letting people sing songs over here, so I came over to sing a song" and the judges were a little confused, but had the mystery contestant sing a song, and then they would sing a song that made our watches stop, and people would stop doing their dishes in the kitchen and they would stare at the television intently, and the judges would be motionless from the shock of this re-awakening, taking place live on television.

And when the singer finished there would be silence for several seconds, as everyone would be trying to digest this beautiful event which had just transpired, and then the judges would be lavishing great praises and exclamations upon what they had just observed, and they would talk amongst themselves and try to compare it to anything that had ever happened before, and nothing would be deemed equal, and they would realize that the singing that had just been performed was one of the most startlingly gorgeous things to ever happen to them so unexpectedly.

And then they would say "Welcome to Hollywood!"

And then the meek little singer would say "No thanks. I just came to sing a song. Bye." and then they would leave.

I think that would be neat.