Weather observations.

I would like to translate for the wind:

First, I will clear my throat.

hMMHmm!

Alright.

Now, I will translate for the wind:

"GRRRrrrrrrrrr! I am angry! I am angry! I am angry! GrrRrrRR!

Wake up! I am so angry! Wake up! I am screaming at your window, and probably every other window in town! Why is everyone asleep while I am so angry?!

This is incredulous! Wake up, because if you do not I will only find it necessary to become so much more angry! GGRRrrrRRR!!

Part of the reason that I am so angry is because none of the hurricanes will hang out with me! That makes me angry! I am so Angry! I am more than qualified to hang out with any hurricane! And yet they have rejected me! Angry! I am!

I am like a hurricane! Except that there is no calm in my eye!

Wake up! I have gotten your window angry, too! Now it is screaming back! That makes me angry!

I'll show you how angry I am! I'm going to do the best I can to knock over this Denny's restaurant sign over here! I will break it and it will fall over! How's that for anger?!

Wake up, loser! I am angry!

Fuck this! I'm going east!

GrrrrrRR!"


hMMHmm!

Thank you. That was a translation for the wind.